Dani's Wonderland

My weekend was great! I have soo much I to talk about. I guess I should start with my shopping experience! What a fucking nightmare! I've never thought I was FAT. Could I lose a few pounds, yes. Well after my shopping fiasco you would have thought I would need to lose like 30lbs.

1st stop Guess (I went on Tuesday). I saw a bunch of super cute clothes. All of their sale items got an additional 50% off. So I'm thinking sweet! How come everything I grab is either a small or extra small. I'm thinking to myself its called Retail Therapy for a reason and I'm not feeling therapeutic!

2nd stop Bebe (I went on Tuesday). Again, lots of cute clothes, for ANOUREXIC bitches. A lot of their sale items were getting an extra % off. So, i guess if you're like a fucking size 0-3 then its your time to shop!

I couldn't take it anymore, I gave up. Then I got on the phone with my mom and balled the entire way home about how fat I was. She did what a mom is supposed to do and told me I wasn't fat.

3rd stop Guess, again (but not until Saturday)! Ended up with a pair of jeans and a top. Was I crazy about it, NO, but it did its job for me on Saturday Night. I'll have pictures up later in the post.

So, my cousin Alicia, who I haven't seen in forever went out with us. We started at Thai place and met up with Jonny and Natalie (who is super cute). Had a couple of drinks and headed towards NV. I haven't been there in a long time and now I know the reason why. We usually hang out at Mosaics. NV, NV, this club use to be a hot spot. Key word there use to. The club still looks the same, the only difference I noticed was you couldn't smoke in there anymore. Oh, and they give you these neon green wrist bands if you're VIP. Which of course is the only way I roll. LOL When I go to NV I usually expect to see a bunch of people I know. Nope, no one but I did see bunch of F.O.B's. Message me if you want to know what that means. Jin even said something to the effect of what happened to this place. The highlight of NV would be Jin losing his damn phone. I called it and someone actually pick up and then hung up on me. The next few times I tried calling back it went straight to voicemail. Fuckers had turned it off. The DJ sucked. I was expecting Shaun Flo or DJ Skies to be Djing. So we end up taking off at 2:00am and went over to Jin's cousins house (his name is also Jin, so we'll refer to him as Jin#2). Yes, the one that lives all the way out in Liberty!!!

As we're trying to find Jin#2's house and he calls me to tell me he needed to speak to his cousin. I hand the phone over. He hangs out and starts asking me how to get to his cousins house cause there's 3 "niggas" out there trying to mess with Jin#2. He starts driving erratically as I'm pointing to which street he needs to be turning at. He pulls in and gets out of the car only to find his cousin standing outside. Jin's like where they go and Jin#2 was like who? I guess Jin#2 said he had 3 deer outside his house staring him down. I'm not sure why Jin heard what he heard, but I thought it was hilarious! We always have a good time a Jin#2 house. This night was no exception. When we get there its only Jin, Jin#2, Alicia, and I. We get to drinking the bottle of Grey Goose we took from the club, I'm not ghetto I just didn't want it to go to waste! LOL I mean we did get a fuckin table, which I don't even want to get into how much actually went on my debit card! As soon as bottles start poppin' you can always count on some shirts to come off! LOL I won't say who though... At this point I can honestly say everyone’s fucked up. You want to know how I could tell? Well that's when the guys start reciting movies.

Dumb & Dumber was the main one. My Jin then goes I want to learn that dance that "Loyd" does. You know the dance when he's wearing that orangey tux and he's tap dancing. So how come I look over and my Jin is fucking tap dancing in his chucks! Too Funny. I wish I had this on video, PRICELESS! From movies they moved on to bigger and better things like, INFOMERCIALS! They went from Snuggies (I totally want one), ShamWOW, to the OxyClean. The OxyClean was brought to you by Terran. This girl took Jin#2's cream colored beanie and spilled red wine all over it. She then took out the bottle of OxyClean she brought to his house and I swear I was watching the infomercial right in front of me.

By 6:00am I'm starting to get tired and so I look over and Jin and give him the look. You know the look when you're ready to leave, but want to do it in a discreet way so they don't keep you longer! Didn't work! Jin#2 noticed and started to make deals with us. We stayed an half hour longer. As we go to leave we notice that its fucking snowing. Jins car does not do well in the snow and we were all the way out in Liberty!

We finally get home. I showered got in my warmest pjs and took my ass to bed. We got up the following day around noon, but just sat around and lounged.

So here are the pictures from the night. I would have take more, but my dumb ass didn't know how to work the camera once intoxicated. LOL Enjoy!