Monday, January 26, 2009

Saturday Nights/Sunday Mornings

My weekend was great! I have soo much I to talk about. I guess I should start with my shopping experience! What a fucking nightmare! I've never thought I was FAT. Could I lose a few pounds, yes. Well after my shopping fiasco you would have thought I would need to lose like 30lbs.

1st stop Guess (I went on Tuesday). I saw a bunch of super cute clothes. All of their sale items got an additional 50% off. So I'm thinking sweet! How come everything I grab is either a small or extra small. I'm thinking to myself its called Retail Therapy for a reason and I'm not feeling therapeutic!

2nd stop Bebe (I went on Tuesday). Again, lots of cute clothes, for ANOUREXIC bitches. A lot of their sale items were getting an extra % off. So, i guess if you're like a fucking size 0-3 then its your time to shop!

I couldn't take it anymore, I gave up. Then I got on the phone with my mom and balled the entire way home about how fat I was. She did what a mom is supposed to do and told me I wasn't fat.

3rd stop Guess, again (but not until Saturday)! Ended up with a pair of jeans and a top. Was I crazy about it, NO, but it did its job for me on Saturday Night. I'll have pictures up later in the post.


So, my cousin Alicia, who I haven't seen in forever went out with us. We started at Thai place and met up with Jonny and Natalie (who is super cute). Had a couple of drinks and headed towards NV. I haven't been there in a long time and now I know the reason why. We usually hang out at Mosaics. NV, NV, this club use to be a hot spot. Key word there use to. The club still looks the same, the only difference I noticed was you couldn't smoke in there anymore. Oh, and they give you these neon green wrist bands if you're VIP. Which of course is the only way I roll. LOL When I go to NV I usually expect to see a bunch of people I know. Nope, no one but I did see bunch of F.O.B's. Message me if you want to know what that means. Jin even said something to the effect of what happened to this place. The highlight of NV would be Jin losing his damn phone. I called it and someone actually pick up and then hung up on me. The next few times I tried calling back it went straight to voicemail. Fuckers had turned it off. The DJ sucked. I was expecting Shaun Flo or DJ Skies to be Djing. So we end up taking off at 2:00am and went over to Jin's cousins house (his name is also Jin, so we'll refer to him as Jin#2). Yes, the one that lives all the way out in Liberty!!!

As we're trying to find Jin#2's house and he calls me to tell me he needed to speak to his cousin. I hand the phone over. He hangs out and starts asking me how to get to his cousins house cause there's 3 "niggas" out there trying to mess with Jin#2. He starts driving erratically as I'm pointing to which street he needs to be turning at. He pulls in and gets out of the car only to find his cousin standing outside. Jin's like where they go and Jin#2 was like who? I guess Jin#2 said he had 3 deer outside his house staring him down. I'm not sure why Jin heard what he heard, but I thought it was hilarious! We always have a good time a Jin#2 house. This night was no exception. When we get there its only Jin, Jin#2, Alicia, and I. We get to drinking the bottle of Grey Goose we took from the club, I'm not ghetto I just didn't want it to go to waste! LOL I mean we did get a fuckin table, which I don't even want to get into how much actually went on my debit card! As soon as bottles start poppin' you can always count on some shirts to come off! LOL I won't say who though... At this point I can honestly say everyone’s fucked up. You want to know how I could tell? Well that's when the guys start reciting movies.

Dumb & Dumber was the main one. My Jin then goes I want to learn that dance that "Loyd" does. You know the dance when he's wearing that orangey tux and he's tap dancing. So how come I look over and my Jin is fucking tap dancing in his chucks! Too Funny. I wish I had this on video, PRICELESS! From movies they moved on to bigger and better things like, INFOMERCIALS! They went from Snuggies (I totally want one), ShamWOW, to the OxyClean. The OxyClean was brought to you by Terran. This girl took Jin#2's cream colored beanie and spilled red wine all over it. She then took out the bottle of OxyClean she brought to his house and I swear I was watching the infomercial right in front of me.

By 6:00am I'm starting to get tired and so I look over and Jin and give him the look. You know the look when you're ready to leave, but want to do it in a discreet way so they don't keep you longer! Didn't work! Jin#2 noticed and started to make deals with us. We stayed an half hour longer. As we go to leave we notice that its fucking snowing. Jins car does not do well in the snow and we were all the way out in Liberty!

We finally get home. I showered got in my warmest pjs and took my ass to bed. We got up the following day around noon, but just sat around and lounged.

So here are the pictures from the night. I would have take more, but my dumb ass didn't know how to work the camera once intoxicated. LOL Enjoy!

At Thai Place: Me & Alicia (Jin in the back ground)

Jin & I doing what we do best. Tearin up the Dance floor!

Us Again, I think at Jin#2's Place

Rocco

This pic was taken on Sunday after I read the Owners Manuel. LOL

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Friday, January 16, 2009

My Brother Luis

I still remember the day our parents broke the news to Victor and I about Luis. I don't think we were very happy. LOL I think we had been used to it just being us two. I mean I was 7, I think it was more the feeling of having a 'rugrat' around the house.

The night my mom's water broke I had these different emotions come over me. You would have thought I was the one going in to labor. It was the middle of the night I remember because I kept trying to wake dad up to take mom to the hospital. I remember really wanting to be there, but I had to stay because Victor was still sleeping.

They came home with this little bundle of joy. He was a big boy. He ate, pooped, and slept. That all babies do! I remember Luis crying while mom was cleaning house and she told me to go pick him up and rock him. WTF?! I was super skinny and boney had no body fat what so ever. I go to pick him up and begin rocking him back to sleep. Damn, this boy was heavy! I would cry, because I knew I would be rocking him for a while. It was a workout, that's for sure.

Let me tell you about the times we'd catch him peeing on our Nintendo or Victors toys. Not so cool. LOL I hope he doesn't get mad at me for putting him out there like that! But its just too funny not to talk about it.


Growing up some of my chores would consist of ironing my families clothing. I remember leaving the iron on and our sweet Luis put his little hand on the iron! OUCH!! Of course I got in trouble because I was the oldest. My parents ended up rushing him to the hospital. He had all these little blisters on his hand. I was so scared. I though that my parents were going to kill me! But it tought me to never leave the iron on around him and he learned never to touch a hot iron.

I'll stop embarrassing him here. Ladies he is single, but there's an application process that I must to oversee before I just start handing out info!

Luis, I know we're apart, but know that my love for you will never dwindle. When I "preach" it's only because I've lived and learned.

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Thursday, January 15, 2009

My Brother Victor

To my brother Victor, who although we have not spent the last 12 years of our life together doesn't mean we don't have love for each other. We're only 17 months apart. I have very vivid memories of us.


Like this one, I remember taking his bottle of chocolate milk and drinking it. I then remember waking up the next morning with my mom asking me if I had drank it all. With the evidence (the bottle) on my bed and all chocolate milk over my face what is a kid at that age supposed to say, "NO" of course!


Or how about this one, as we were old enough to stay home by ourselves during the summer we would build forts out of the couch cushions, towels and any other cool things we could find around the house. Of course, we wouldn't start cleaning until about 15 minutes before our parents would get home.


I also remember taking all the cooking pots, bowls, and anything else we could find out of the kitchen and making it into The Bozo Show's "Grand Prize Game". This is the game where they would take six buckets and line them up. They would then give you a total of 6 balls, one for each bucket. The object of the game would be to make all 6 balls in each one of the receptacles and win a prize. The farthest you got the bigger the prize, when you got to the last one you would win a brand new crisp 100.00$ bill and a bike.

We would get into some crazy ass fights. They'd be so crazy that as soon as dad would catch us fighting I'd play victim! he he I'd tell dad that Victor is hitting me and the boys were brought up not to hit girls. So of course dad would believe innocent me and he'd get into trouble. Victor is now 26 years old and has grown up to the man I always knew he could be. I'm anxious to meet Angel as he likes to call her. She'll be like the sister I always wanted. There's also a baby on the way!!! Angel is due sometime in March. I can't wait for my trip to Denver. I'll be able to catch up with family, meet the newest addition, and spend some quality time with my brothers and Angel. I always knew that one of my other siblings would start a family before me.

Angel had her sonogram not too long ago and found out it is going to be a girl! She's going to be the cutest baby ever! Then I asked if they had started to pick out names. They did, but I told him to give the baby a white girl name. LOL I went ahead sent a list of names that were super cute.

I'm going to try to get my brother to start blogging. This way he can keep me updated on the baby's progress after I leave Denver.


Victor, I LOVE YOU! I'll always be here for you, Angelica, and the baby!!!!

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Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Poppin Cherries

Oh oh, I just popped my blog cherry! LOL I'm struggling with what my first post should be about. I guess I'm supposed to set the tone of this blog. I'm blogging for the kicks of it. I've never really kept a diary or journal, as I'm not the best writer. This blog will most-likely become more of a pop culture, fashion, picture, with radom postings about my life here and there. Proceed reading with caution, you may find grammatical errors!

eXe's & hOe's
dani